Death to Metal Trailer Turns the Gore Knob Up to Eleven This Christmas

The
folks
at
Wild
Eye
Releasing
have
an
early
holiday
gift
for
us
this
year
with



Death
to
Metal.
Watch
as
the
hell-bent
priest
mutant
makes
it
his
mission
to
rid
the
world
of
metal
heads!
No
one
will
be
left
to
comment, “No
false
Metal!”
Somebody
do
something!

The
official
synopsis
reads, “Time
to
turn
the
gore
knob
up
to
11.
Tim
Connery’s
rockin’
new
horror

Death
to
Metal
is
coming
for

Christmas.
After
a
freak
accident,
a
disturbed
priest
is
transformed
into
a
mutated
killing
machine
on
a
mission
to
wipe
out
the
godless
fans
of
heavy
metal
music.
Dan
Flannery,
recognized
for
his
role
as
Tony ‘Tricky’
Trichter
on
TV’s

Empire,
is
among
the
ensemble
cast.”

Just
a
cursory
glance
at
my
previous
articles
will
let
you
know,
when
Wild
Eye
Releasing
is
talking,
I’m
listening.
If
you
like
your
gore
with
a
bloody
splash
a
giggles
(Giggelgore,
my
new
official
genre
category.
Feel
free
to
add
it
to
your
vernacular.),
then
you
have
found
an
exemplary
source.
After
you
find
out
who
wins
the
battle
of
mutant
priest
vs.

headbangers,
they
have
a
couple
naughty
and
nice
holiday
classics
in
their
catalog
that
are
not
to
be
missed.

Caesar
&
Otto’s
Deadly
Xmas
has
Caesar
and
his
half
brother
Otto
take
on
duties
as

Santa
and
his
elf.
However,
the
bodies
begin
to
pile
up
when
a
fellow
store
Santa
(CKY’s
Deron
Miller)
develops
a
vendetta
against
them,
and
he
soon
turns
Caesar’s
list
of
dinner
guests
into
a
list
of
Xmas-inspired
victims!
The
film
features
cult
movie
icons
Linnea
Quigley
(The
Return
of
the
Living
Dead,

Appetite
for
Sin,

Silent
Night,
Deadly
Night),
Brinke
Stevens
(Slave
Girls
from
Beyond
Infinity,

The
Slumberparty
Massacre,

Beneath
the
Old
Dark
House),
Lloyd
Kaufman
(Wombat
&
Goose
Present
Outta
the
Can,

Death
Breed,

A
Little
More
Flesh
II),
Joe
Estevez
(The
Roller
Blade
Seven,

Soultaker,
Return
of
the
Roller
Blade
Seven),
Felissa
Rose
(Happy
Slashers,

The
Demented,

Massacre
Academy)
and
Robert
Z’dar.
See
for
yourself!

If
you
order
the
DVD,
it
comes
with
three
commentary
tracks
(director,
cast/
crew,
actors),
the
Behind
the
Scenes
featurette,
alternate
scenes,
plus
the
short
films

Piggyzilla,

Otto’s
First
Job,
and

The
Perfect
Candidate.

And
if
you
still
need
more
Santa
slashing
to
ring
in
the
new
year,
might
I
present

Secret
Santa?
The
film
shows
a
group
of
eccentric
college
kids,
struggling
to
get
through
their
hectic
exams,
decide
to
throw
a
holiday
party,
adding
a
Secret
Santa
exchange
for
fun.
Little
do
they
know
a
killer
is
in
town
and
has
made
a
special
list
and
each
one
of
them
has
a
special
present
waiting
for
them.
A
throwback
to
classic
holiday
horror
films
from
the
70s
and
80s. “Let’s
get
this
Secret
Santa
party
started!”

Alright,
rockers!
Turn
it
up!
Louder!
Wild
Eye
Releasing
unleashes

Death
to
Metal
December
7
on
VOD.